Too Much Honesty
I tell on people who cheat in class.
I call the cops on noisy people next door.
I tell girls when who they’re dating is an ass.
I say “What are you dating him for?”
I tell my dad when my mom says something
about him that isn’t very nice.
I tell people when they cannot sing
or when I suspect they might have head lice.
I tell my friends when they go too far
and drive a little bit too fast.
I tell them they will crash the car
and end up in a body cast.
I tell my girlfriend when I know she cheats
and then I tell her I cheated on her too.
I tell her to please wash the sheets
on our bed after she invites over her crew.
I tell my grandma who’s so old
that she should have lived a lot more.
My grandpa said I shouldn’t have told
her that and threw me out the door.
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