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Poem 59: ADHD

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ADHD


I’ve got ADHD.

Oh look; there’s a cat in that tree!

Someone’s trying to follow me.

Oh, and today at McDonald’s coffee is free.

My friend just asked me on a date.

What was that that I just ate?

My roommate’s locked out; I’d better go home.

Oh, and where did I put my comb?

I’m not a ditz, and it’s not my fault.

I got arrested for assault

when I got frustrated at a guy’s slowness.

To me it seemed like the height of lowness.

I can’t concentrate on my defense

so I guess for me, a perfect record is in the past tense.


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