Spews Just In

W hy I sometimes feel the need to "clean up others' rumors" about me Joe comes to visit. Takes a giant shit on my living room carpet. Leaves. I refuse to clean it up, cuz it ain't my shit and it's gross. Steve comes to visit. Sees the mess. Leaves. Tells Jackie that there's shit on my living room floor that I never cleaned up before letting him in. Jackie tells Melody that I'm a disgusting slob. Jackie tells Irma that I took a shit on my own living room floor and didn't even clean it up. Irma tells Anne that I have a scatalogical fetish and won't even take care of the sanitation aspects of my "escapades" after I'm done. Anne tells Prya that I'm a dirty old lady. Prya tells Dave that I'm dirty. In a sexual sense and a sanitation sense. Dave tells his friend Moe from the city health department that my house is full of shit. Meanwhile, Anne is a traditional religious gal who is very against kinks, unsanitary stuff, and any sex ot...

January 3, 2020 From: Roberta To: Elton Subject: Today's protest rally Message: Roses are red, bear spray is for bears, the human you sprayed suffered retinal tears. If you need to defend yourself order some mace. If I see more bear spray I will cut up your face. January 4, 2020 From: Elton To: Roberta Subject: Moron. Message: Roses are red, You're not as smart as you think. If you don't watch your mouth, you'll end up in the clink. I happen to know several cops and a judge. If you don't show respect I will beat you to sludge. January 5, 2020 From: Roberta To: Elton Subject: Hypocrite! Message: Roses are red, You threatened me too. If today I'm arrested, tomorrow it's you. I have talked to your friends and I know you are bluffing. Leave me alone or I'll rip out your stuffing. January 6, 2020 From: Elton To: Roberta Subject: Cease and desist Message: Roses are red, Jail is boring. There isn't good food or even adequate flooring. If you don't stop ...